The Debate 2008: The Cliff Notes

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McCalm: Hi Tom. Blah blah, blah. Yadda yadda yadda. It’s the Democraps fault!
Obamalama: Hi Tom. Blah blah. Yadda blah yadda. The Repugnantcans are all to blame!
McCalm: Liar!
Obamalama: No. You are.
McCalm: You are. Liar, liar!!
Obamalama: I agree with some of what John says.
McCalm: Liar. It’s your fault. Surge!!!
Obamalama: 8 years of Bush administration… blah blah blah.
McCalm: (Grimace) General Petraius!! Surge! Liar!!
Obamalama: Liar! Health care! 95% will see no tax!!
McCalm: Small business! Health care! Pakistan!
Obamalama: Afghanistan. Taxes!
McCalm: Surge! Liar!!!
McCalm & Obamalama: Change! Change! Change! Thanks Tom. (Handshake, handshake.)

Then they went home while I ,and millions like me, stayed awake all night wondering “What the heck was that??”

Transcripts are available…..but, why bother.

Bill

Biden – Palin. Forbidden Love?

I feel mainstream media-ish today!
I woke up this morning all giddy with excitement. “The Debate”, like all debates, did little more than provide the participants an opportunity to chant their mantras. It was their campaign speeches delivered in little snipits…mini-sound bites.
But….did my eyes lie to me? Was Joseph Biden, Democrap from Delaware staring longingly at Sara Palin?? Oh, yes! Love is in the air. Every time the camera would switch to show “Little Joe’s” reaction to a scathing comment by “Sara, Hot & Tall”, I was floored. Instead of the expected snicker or sneer there was this look of, well, pride. A look of respect. A look of “I wanna love this girl!” I’m not talking hot muskrat love, this is the “I want you in my heart & soul. I want to lay roses at your feet and slay dragons for you” love. It would not have surprised me at all to see “Little Joe” dash across the stage, sweep her up in his arms and disappear into the wild nether regions of a Blue State with his beloved Sara.

I see trouble ahead for the Obamalama – Bidet ticket. How will “Little Joe” handle it when Barracks O’Bamalama starts dissin’ his girl? Starts dissin’ his girls gramps, John McCalm? Will he start to sabotage the election with a little gaff here, a little slip of the tongue there? Will he, with tears welling up in his eyes and a trembling lip, tell Barak Bin Laden: “Stop it!! Stop hatin’!”

I for one, can’t wait for Tuesday’s face to face. Actually…I can wait. I just wanna see the crowd shots. I wanna see Joe staring at Sara….his “Forbidden Love”.

Talk about Change in Washington!

Bill

Humans?

I just read another sad story about animal cruelty. I’ll spare you the details. I cannot for the life of me understand animal cruelty.

I don’t get it.

If you don’t like animals….don’t get one!! Do you go to Petsmart to drop hundreds of dollars because you want to abuse something?? Here’s a hint….save the money and stick your hand in the garbage disposal or hit yourself in the face with a hammer.

Problem solved.

You’ve saved money.

You’ve inflicted pain and suffering, but it’s yours so no one will care.

You’ve picked on something your own size.

It’ll save you jail time, fines and the embarrassment of having your face and name in all the papers.

It would make me feel better about you.

Bill

How could you not love a face like this???